I may be this thing, 

you call human

I am composed of flesh

but my thoughts are deceiving:

Opinion and Tested Theory:

Drinking water, resulting in a sleep-induced erection, acts as an antenna for dreams. 

It’s the male dream catcher. I have repeated, visually and emotionally, and long lasting dreams when I notice I’ve woken up with a boner. 

And I have more dreams. More in a night, thanks to my penis. 

Do women have a similar thing with nipples, or any part of their body? Is this only my experience and has no one ever felt that?

I’ll admit to not searching for this online. I wonder who is doing that search and landing on this blog. Hi there. Yes, dicks are amazing, and yeah you probably love to masturbate too. 

But we can’t talk about what gives us human pleasure, or share the theories of weirdness. 

Actually, you can. Welcome. Tell me your thoughts. 

But no dick pics. LOL